Van Conversations

Jeremiah: Milk comes from cows, and cows are made of meat. Meat helps your body make muscles, so that is why milk is good for you.

Me: Hmmm...I see.

Caleb: Maaaaaaaa-ma!

Me (in response to Caleb): What, Baby?

Gideon: But, if there were still dinosaurs, there wouldn't be any milk.

Me (in response to Gideon): Really? Why?

Gideon: Because the tyrannosaurus would eat all of the cows.

Me: Oh.

Caleb: Maaaaaaaaa-ma!

Joseph: I know that people are not endangered.

Me (in response to Caleb): What, Baby?
Me (in response to Joseph): Oh, yeah?

Joseph: Because we are everywhere!